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1: Every night, Frank would go down to the liquor store, get a six-pack, bring it home, and drink it while he watched TV. One night, as he finished his last beer, the doorbell rang. He stumbled to the door and found a six-foot cockroach standing there.
2: The bug grabbed him by the collar and threw him across the room, then left.
3: The next night, after he finished his 4th beer, the doorbell rang. He walked slowly to the door and found the same six-foot cockroach standing there. The big bug punched him in the stomach, then left.
4: The next night, after he finished his 1st beer, the doorbell rang again. The same six-foot cockroach was standing there. This time he was knee'd in the stomach and hit behind the ear as he doubled over in pain. Then the creature left.
5: The fourth night, Frank didn't drink at all. The doorbell rang. The six-foot cockroach was standing there. The bug proceeded to beat the daylights out of Frank, and left him in a heap on the living room floor.
6: The following day, Frank went to see his doctor. He explained the events of the preceding four nights. "What can I do?" he pleaded.
7: "Not much," answered the doctor. "There's a really nasty bug going around."

 
 
 
 

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