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1: Bob went for a weekend visit to his 90 year old grandfather in a secluded, rural area of the state. In the morning, Grandpa prepared breakfast for him consisting of eggs and bacon.
2: Bob noticed a film-like substance on this plate and he asked his grandfather, "Are these plates clean?"
3: Grandpa replied, "Those plates are as clean as cold water can get them so go on and finish your meal."
4: That afternoon, while eating the hamburgers Grandpa made for lunch, Bob noticed tiny specks around the edge of this plate, and a substance that looked like dried egg yolks, so he asked again, "Are you sure these plates are clean?"
5: Without looking up from his hamburger, Grandpa said, "I told you before, those dishes are as clean as cold water can get them; now don't ask me about it anymore!"
6: Later that afternoon, Bob was on his way out to get dinner in a nearby town. As he was leaving, Grandpa's dog started to growl and would not let him pass, so he shouted, "Grandpa, your dog won't let me out!"
7: Without diverting his attention from the football game he was watching, Grandpa shouted, "Coldwater, get out of the way!"

 
 
 
 

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