FUNDOO DEFINITIONS!

Committee : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.

Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Optimist : A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.

Pessimist : A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY.

Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

Marriage :  An agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and woman gains her master.

Philosopher :  Someone who torments themself during life, to be spoken of when dead.

College : A place where some pursue learning and others learn pursuing.

Etc : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Ecstasy : A feeling where you feel like you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.