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Goldie travels to Canada to seek her fortune as a lumberjack. 

She met a foreman of a logging organization who offered to give her a job. 

"Now, I hope you realize we expect you to cut down at least 100 trees a day," the foreman told her.

Goldie didn't see this as a problem, so she went out with a Chainsaw and did her best.

She came back drenched in sweat.

"Geez lady, how many trees did you cut down?'' asked the foreman. ''6'' she replied.

''Only six", he replied!? You'll have to do better than that. Get up earlier tomorrow!''

So she did. Out she went again with the chainsaw, she came back that night exhausted. 

"How many this time?'' asked the foreman. ''12'' she said. 

The foreman says, ''That does it. I'm coming out there with you tomorrow morning!''

The next morning, the foreman reaches the first tree and said,

''Let me show you how to cut down trees really quickly'' as he pulled the rope on the chainsaw. It instantly gave off a big loud BRRRRRRUUUMMM.

"Hey" yelped Goldie jumping back in alarm, "what's all that noise".
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